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Turkey Poems

Table of Contents

  1. Funny Bird by Anonymous
  2. A Turkey Speaks by Anonymous
  3. Turkey Warning by Anonymous
  4. Did You Ever See A Turkey by Anonymous
  5. At Grandma's House by Anonymous

  1. Funny Bird

    by Anonymous

    A turkey is a funny bird,
    Its head goes wobble, wobble,
    All it knows is just one word,
    "Gobble, gobble, gobble."

  2. A Turkey Speaks

    by Anonymous

    I have never understood
    why anyone would
    roast the turkey
    and shuck the clams
    and crisp the croutons
    and shell the peas
    and candy the sweets
    and compote the cranberries
    and bake the pies
    and clear the table
    and wash the dishes
    and fall into bed
    when they could sit back
    and enjoy a hamburger.

  3. Turkey Warning

    by Anonymous

    Tell me, Mr. Turkey,
    Don't you feel afraid
    When you hear us talking
    'Bout the plans we've made?

    Can't you hear us telling
    How we're going to eat
    Cranberries and stuffing
    With our turkey meat?

    Turkey, heed my warning:
    Better fly away;
    Or you will be sorry
    On Thanksgiving day.

  4. Turkey Warning

    by Anonymous

    Did you ever see a turkey a turkey a turkey
    Did you ever see a turkey go this way and that
    Go this way and that way and this way and that way
    Did you ever see a turkey go this way and that?

  5. At Grandma's House

    by Anonymous

    I like the taste of turkey
    Any time throughout the year.
    But it never seems to taste as good
    As when Thanksgiving's here.

    Could be it's all the trimmings
    That are cooked with it to eat,
    But I think it's eating at Grandma's house
    That makes it such a treat!